this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Wait. They have pictures of Spider-Man that can stick to walls too?

Sounds like a menace to me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

He's a menace to the entire city!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Every picture of Spider-Man becomes a Spider-Man.

Wait, wrong universe...