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[–] [email protected] 26 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Oh but the workshop is a co-operative and Santa is a union man. The man dresses in all red, has a beard like Marx and distributes goods without any financial compensation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t believe the propaganda! He exploits the workers! Do you know how hard it is for an elf to manufacture a microchip for an electronic toy- on schedule- with nothing but a wooden hammer? And having to do it with a smile, or else?

Not to mention the hereditary caste system. What if someone wants to be a dentist? Does Big Santa not even consider that possibility?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

The elves have very tiny hands, makes it way easier for them to etch every individual transitor without powerful acids and light sensitive masks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

Although he somehow always rewards rich good children with better presents than poor good children.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

I had read a porno where the elves r just twinks who decided to "live" with Santa. Sounded rlly fun haha. I read it a long time ago, so don't have the sauce. Was a rlly hot read tho. 10/10 read if anyone finds it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

I like to imagine that the North Pole is an anarcho-syndicalist commune

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

In Red One, it was revealed there are good and bad levels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I cant believe happiness is a lie created by big Santa