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[–] [email protected] 105 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I want Konsi christmas cookies!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

A long time ago I did spend a few months experimenting with ratios to make my own cookie recipe, it makes really good chocolate chip cookies. Not very christmassy though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

sprinkle something green and red and it becomes crissmass-y

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

OP delivers!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely did not expect Konsi doing a Street Fighter 6 Cammy cosplay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

This one caused me so much trouble! I went into it thinking "this will be easy" but it's surprisingly hard to get right.

I don't think I 100% got it, her body proportions are too human (Konsi is 4ft tall) - but it was a lot of fun to try. Daily drawing challenges aren't about being perfect, they're about just getting the thing done and learning from it.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago

Play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. You can get special mimics that can disguise as literally everything. A door, strength potion, the way to the next level, basically anything that looks useful. And of course they only appear as soon as you've forgotten to check for them.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why you need post it on your stuff.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

All fun and games until the mimic pretends to be a post-it note

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I like to think mimics cant replicate text. If not I'm gonna need a fancy mimic lens or start tapping my stuff with a wrench before I touch it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They can replicate text, but it's not very good, like AI pictures. This has led to many of them having a text phobia, so make sure to carve your name into everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Safety fact!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Teleportation mimic will teleport you. To its stomach.

Breastplate mimic just wants to sink its mouth on your breasts.

Saddle mimic wants to lick your lowers parts.

No comment on outhouse mimic. We don't talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The rope mimic has some more specific tastes.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

I've always been a fan of mimics being ladders or bridges.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Not my menstrual cup!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

Cover your phb in spray adhesive and leave it sitting on the table. As soon as someone touches it, shout "ROLL INITIATIVE!"

Actually, apply this to other random objects at the game table. A bag of chips, 1 can of soda in the fridge, every 3rd pencil, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is similar to the premise of Prey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

[This post is not a mimic]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

That seems like something a mimic would say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And then we have Starfinder where a mimic can disguise itself as an entire planet!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The player handbook isn’t a problem, no one reads that thing.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I've often thought it'd be fun to let a party have a tame mimic as a pet. Not helpful in battle unfortunately, unless one of your opponents decides to take a looting break.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

My party do have a pet mimic. He's called Philip and is mostly there for comic relief although he has been known to help with puzzles and things occasionally

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Thrown weapon mimic, like a javelin. Enemy picks it up to throw back and bam, surprise bite!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

The Flee, Mortals! book has a mimic companion stat block. It can cover you and act as active camouflage.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

I wanna share this in the group chat, but I don't wanna give the GM any ideas xD

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

One D&D podcast I listen to had one be a house in Sigil. After they had dealt with the plot to use it for magic or something some of the party ended up feeding it animals much to the chagrin of the rest of the party but did save some other creatures living in the area from getting eaten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I do not know what drag is asking could drag explain more please?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

outhouse oof.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's always more fun when mimics team up. A couple of goblins bother the party at night, just enough to give them chase, then when they return, hop into their sleeping bag and boom, mimic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What about the party being mimics but don't tell them that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Tell every party member that they are a mimic and need to keep it a secret from the rest of the party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

My sister and I were diving deep into the lore and rules for mimics and the most terrifying thing they could be, is either an entire planet or a humanoid. They might even be able to be a planet-sized humanoid. Or even a human-sized planetoid 😱

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Spyglass: thoomp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The rug under the chest is my favourite. I'm gonna give my players more trust issues, thank you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't remember if it was ds2 or ds3 but one of em had bonfire mimics concept arts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Would be neat if you only realized when the heat coming off them wouldn't match the size of fire. either be to great or too little.

that or no smoke.

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