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[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

I had a Furby. It used to talk to me from my closet while I slept... Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

I had a tamagotchi that had 3 buttons like the one in the picture. One of them reset the whole thing. Why?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

The previous post is the sun one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Got my niece a Tamagotchi recently.

She lost it in two days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

F hopefully it survives in the wild

[–] [email protected] 43 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

As a kid, like 9 years old, I wasn't able to get a real Tamagotchi. I had a cheap knock-off version that had a little dog in it.

A bunch of my classmates were upset because their Tamagotchis ended up dying of neglect during the school day, but my fake-ass tamagotch has this weird bug where if you held down all the buttons at once it would freeze up and stay that way until you pushed something else.

So I basically had a Tamagotchi with a 'pause' function, that wouldn't die when it was frozen.

My dog never died until the batteries finally ran out. Nice work, fake Tamagotchi :)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Gigapet? I had the koala one

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago

I had the koala one too! I knocked it off the bathroom counter while the toilet was flushing and it was gone before my eyes. 8 year old me cried more for that gigapet than lost relatives lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

Have you considered a career in Starfleet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

I had a knock off one too.

The creature started as an egg, then a small lizard, then dinosaur thing, then dragon. At which point it would fly away and you "won". Then you just start over lol.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

They don't die anymore. Now they just "go back to their home planet".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

Never had Tomagatchi. I had Pocket Pikachu. That shit was the best! I still have it to this day and it works.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

TrueOffMyChest: I lost my Tamagotchi two decades ago and this is the first time I've ever told anyone about it 😭

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

NTA, you were doing your best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Meld dich doch bei deinem Vater. TAMAGOTCHI. 🎵