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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

just have to adjust the angle of your dangle

[–] Tarogar@feddit.org 129 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But do they understand the gravity of that discovery?

[–] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Only a little, it is microgravity after all.

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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hypothesis, theory, or experiment?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, and in that exact order.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Wouldn't the hypothesis be first, then tested via experiment, then after a significant amount of peer review finally confirmed as a theory?

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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

To quote one line from Netflix's Inside Job.

JFK: We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy, but because I am hard.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Did that get uncancelled by any chance?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 week ago (9 children)

False. Leg position is different, one allows additional bracing. NASA virgins caught red handed.

[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

Also movement axis is variable in one and mostly fixed in the other.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

This person fucks.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Science has not gone far enough in this case. More research is needed.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Pull back on you nutsack and give her that emergency inch!

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You had the perfect word to fit in there and instead you went with “gone”!? Come on man!

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[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago

finally we are getting results.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is more an epiphany than a discovery... 'a sudden realization or awareness to the reality of something'

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not if they proved it with a study and collected data!

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

« In space, 69 and 69 are the same thing »

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you cum in space no one can hear it

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

but floating cum is interesting. i wonder what the sperm does.

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I am volunteering for experimentation to prove this.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Straddle vs ass presented. I don't see how no gs changes this

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