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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Every time I say "space camp" my husky howls. Every time I say "MacCready" she starts sprouting tentacles and her stomach opens up into a huge mouth and she lets out this weird ass fucking sound. It's pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I brought it inside, but now it's going crazy and jumping all over the furniture; even on my lap when I least expect it.

Here's a picture of it in the act.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

How does one hang a motorcycle on the wall?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Carefully.

Or use those shitty two sided tapes that claim they can hold 100kg or something and it turns out it's if you use the entire roll to hold up the best scenario and only when the roll is new, because it stops being sticky after like a month after production.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Start by finding studs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Carefully and with lots of redundancy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Cat physics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you turn your entire house on its side and hang the TV from the ceiling then you could lay your bike down in the living room and achieve the same optical effect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Geez even a 2x4 stud has limits

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You couldn't make this movie today. That's because the alien would just walk around in a bathrobe, tentacles and ribs sticking out everywhere. When challenged, it would just say:

"Oh, I guess that anybody who has different opinion about which biomass ought to consume which is a "MONSTER" now? So much for the tolerant left!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You couldn't make this movie today. It was already made in 1982.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And Wilford Brimley is unavailable for some reason

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The movie was a total bomb back in the day. There's a review saying that it's even worse than Blade Runner (which came out on the same day and was also intensely disliked). It almost destroyed Carpenter's carrier. They hated it so much they nominated fucking Morricone for a Razzie (some unused tracks were later used by Tarantino in The Hateful Eight and won an Oscar...).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It almost destroyed Carpenter's carrier

Carrier has arrived.

Also surprising to hear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

As soon as you accused it, it would announce that it was running for president, delay judgement for four years, win, and then spread the infection worldwide.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No thanks!

That poor dog there on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

dw guys i trust it. That dog's got a spare 8 dollars a month to spend on Twitter. It must be legit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know what the deal is with all the Thing stuff I've been seeing, but there's a pretty fun (but REALLY broken and VERY laggy!) game called Nuclear Nightmare based on The Thing if you really want to simulate bringing in the Thing into your house

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's an official The Thing game that has gotten a remaster that will be releasing soon. If it hasn't already come out and I just missed it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I bought so many plate heaters and bedding.