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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has got real "A cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education" energy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm keeping this one!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They're just a Four Loko for pussies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll take three.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Never heard of espresso martinis but lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a thing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Its an IBA official cocktail. Like "Manhattan" or "Negroni"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've never heard of espresso but lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Took me longer than I'd care to admit to figure out Red Bull vodka is another name for vodka Red Bull.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess my espresso absinthe martini is the one that did psychedelics when they studied abroad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Got a recipe for that? Sounds interesting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Place a couple ice cubes in the glass first. Then,

  • 15 g absinthe, stir till opaque
  • 20 g cocchi Americano
  • 10 g grand Marnier
  • 5 g hazelnut syrup
  • double shot of espresso (mine is dialed in at 36 grams)

Admittedly, it's a bit light on the absinthe.

I also recommend using a German/Austrian absinthe if possible.

I call it "the early bird gets the wormword" but I'm not too inlove with the name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's all in grams.

It's just a very small increment so it's more useful than ounces for me (maybe this goes back into the whole study abroad thing, although I never did that).

And even though it's all liquid, I find it a lot easier to measure by weight than using a measuring cup or jigger.

Especially if making fresh espresso, I'm going to dial in my shot by weight anyway so I don't make bitter espresso. So I'll have a cheap scale that is accurate within 0.01 grams at the ready.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fair enough, thank you for explaining!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, espresso, Martini and absynth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The comparison makes no sense whatsoever

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They both mix alcohol(downer) and caffeine(upper)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's just a joke honey bunny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Umm....yes it does?

I'm really worried if yall are grown ass adults and can't see the connection here...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TIL some people call vodka-e red bull vodka

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Vodka-e? Vodka-energy? I don't think something like that would allowed where I'm from anymore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Vodka with super chilled Red bull cranberry. So many amazing summer nights. That's why I lost my iphone on a porta potty and was so fucked up I thought someone stole it, and then kept parting until the morning no fucks given.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

How come? They taste nothing like each other and the effects on my body are also different