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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago

Can't spell titties without IT

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

That's all I saw in the picture, honestly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I can't look at this meme normally again

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

zipties arteries

dies of a heart attack

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Better use velcro straps next time

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.

Wish I'd taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (7 children)

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (7 children)

"Omnipotent" Being couldn't design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He could have, but he didn't want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Without downtime too!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Also the system has to assemble itself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Velcro > zip ties

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are for a week.

Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you're not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I'm planning on having it be eye sex.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a [email protected]? I'd love to see some sexy cables.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it's hideous

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I guess I am a god then

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God's is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management... pretty low bar to clear

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

My favorite kind of cable porn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Probably wasn't even IT but 'roadies' based on those cables

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s… Evolution or IT Guys

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They'd show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One makes my dick hard. Guess which one?

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