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    [–] [email protected] 123 points 3 weeks ago

    It's open to advertisers.

    [–] [email protected] 101 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    I swear. If they start adding 'open' and 'free' to their buzzword salad...

    [–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    You mean the guys who already own like 49% of "Open"AI?

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

    """"" open"""""ai

    [–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
    [–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago

    The next head of state for the USA famously is allergic to the truth, why would we hold American companies to a higher standard?

    [–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

    We’re living in bizarro world. Anything’s possible.

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago
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    [–] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    There's really great deals on 2nd hand computers because of win11 tho...

    [–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Open to whom??

    You to my data? Get lost.

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

    Open to criminals, of course.

    [–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    The most ~~open~~ operating system

    Just look at all the operating it does

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

    So much operating that it takes TWENTY ONE AND HALF FUCKING MINUTES TO SHUT DOWN

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    [–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    I truly just don’t understand this timeline anymore

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    Harambe was just the first casualty. The root cause was the weasel in the Large Hadron Collider shortly before that event, which shifted us into the bad timeline.

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    [–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago
    [–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Source? /Jk

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Tell me they didn't. Tell me this isn't an actual slide. This is just too funny.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    There you go! Make sure you got a bingo sheet on hand - for all the BS they state in their presentation.

    https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=%2Fhome

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    ~3:30 time stamp.

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

    Maybe most open for bad actors trying to exploit their customers 🤭or most open to governments

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

    open washing is real

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

    I wanna hear the bullshit that definitely came out of that guys mouth

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Where is this from? I'd be interested in hearing what they're saying here.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Thank you for sharing that, could not find a link back to it. On an unrelated note I have a stitch

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

    Of course, they make your personal information completely open to hackers and advertisers. They also make you open your wallet to buy a Windows 11 compatible computer.

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

    It’s an analogy ok, We mean Open like a festering wound or open like yo mama with your data.

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

    That is a better oxymoron than Microsoft Works lol

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

    i bet they're going to use a penguin as a mascot for windows and then sue linux for copyright infringement next.

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

    Open to exploitation maybe

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    The same system were to bypass the forced account sign-in during installation process one has to trigger a hidden prompt/terminal? Or the one that wants your desktop files to be hosted on OneDrive?

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    On windows 10 I think you could also bypass it with no internet + fake logins till is said to skip. Nothing like a "skip" button yeah but fuck Micro$oft

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    i first read "the most operating system" and thought ok that's true 😂 not sure where to but they operate

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Just as open as "Open"AI

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    there is no way this is not an attempt at subverting the term

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    imagine that you work for them and maybe sitting in the first row. who dares to laugh at the face of the ceo? must be an uplifting moment.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Where is the meme where this is on top, and there is an image of tux with "The most secure operating system"

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Well it is for sure open...ing your ass for Microsoft to fuck you

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Open as in not secure. Let me use this word in a more familiar context.....Oh shit! We need to go back to the house! I left the door "open"!

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    It’s nice for all the windows users who can now copy, crack and redistribute any part of windows legally.

    Of course they would challenge it but words can be binding and there is room in law for interpretations. Piracy is also already winning the war on sharing.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    The most open operating system

    …to being bricked by kernel level security software and video game anti cheats

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    The most open to viruses and malware

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    This is one hell of a good April Fool's joke.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    maybe they mean open to copilot/recall

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