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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If not fren, why fren shaped

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

It looks like a fun and fulfilling thing to hit with my car.

Those little fuckers creeped me out ever since the black mirror episode when they were turned into automated murder dogs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Because musk is an ignorant child redditor...that is why.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Boston Dynamics isn't a musk company

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That is correct and not relevant. Being an ignorant twit that is pretty much the first lady and has likely always wanted robot guard dogs, and so suggested them to trump....is kinda on brand though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Because not spend $10,000 on $1,000 worth of security camera system instead of helping poor people. Rich bastards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

try 75,000 dollars

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

oh cool/good

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The body is Rottweiler-sized, segmented into overlapping hard plates like those of a rhinoceros. The legs are long, curled way up to deliver power, like a cheetah's. It must be the tail that makes people refer to it as a Rat Thing, because that's the only ratlike part - incredibly long and flexible.

The grass under the Rat Thing is beginning to smoke.

"Careful. Supposedly they have really nasty isotopes inside," Hiro says behind her... "A radioactive substance that makes heat. That's its energy source."

"How do you turn it off?"

"You don't. It keeps making heat until it melts."

The body converges to a sharp nose. In the front it bends down sharply, and there is a black canopy, raked sharply like the windshield of a fighter plane. If the Rat Thing has eyes, this is where it looks out.

As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Good book, Snow Crash

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If you encounter one of these, absolutely don’t pet it. Instead, kick it. Run over it. Perhaps, light that little robot fucker on fire. But definitely don’t pet it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There are demonstrations (or of ATLAS I forgot) that shows them keep straight after hard kicks and such. Wont work

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What about an angle grinder?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago

Plasma cutter

[–] [email protected] 31 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

All these AI detection sentry robots are all trained on the same AI datasets. Just wear a black see-through hood over your face with a stop sign on your front and back and they'll ignore you and probably stop walking when near you. You can waltz right in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Or dress like a deer and it'll just ignore you and keep going

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

I want to Walz right in

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well here we are, with all the signs of everything going as badly as possible fully present. Goddamn evil robot sentries guarding the fascist dictator-wannabe's personal luxury habitat. At least down there, if one of those things malfunctions and hurts somebody it would have to be one of the worst people around.

This is certainly not the future I dreamed of as a child and young man.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago

The adults sold us a future they were determined to destroy before it could ever come to fruition.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is such a shame, I mean we could be putting those bots to good use.

Can I get a rule 34 on these robots?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Any robot is a sex robot if you are brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

How did you even fit into that USB port????

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Well you try one way, and then if that doesn't work, you roll over, and if that doesn't work then rolling over again should do the trick

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Isn't this a perfect foreign adversary opportunity for spying on U.S. political figures?

Just integrate your own robot dog, or compromise an existing one. And surveillance away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

These things are communicating by radio. Whether it's wifi or 4G/5G modem, either can be disabled easily with a raspberry pi and some software.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago

Foreign adversaries already had Trump installed. Why would they need to go through extra work.

Hell - the new Director of Intelligence is a Russian asset.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

While the robotic dog seen at Mar-a-Lago is not armed, she says competitors appear to be experimenting with models that are.

“People are trying to weaponise these dogs,” Cummings adds, citing a Chinese model with an attached rifle which she learned about at a robotics meeting this week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Accelerationism coming from exactly the social class we expected

[–] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago

I'd like to pet it with a .50 cal.

[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Because they're eating the dogs, the people that stay there, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live around there, and this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Oh, those are just to stop the kids escaping from the paedodungeon.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

can you just approach them and turn them over so they cant get up themselves anymore,, would be some fun activism?

Or is that a crime already in such a free country

[–] [email protected] 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/jEBELMDT6cE?t=262

You can't really keep them from getting back up, they won't stay on their sides perfectly balanced because of the curves on their legs. Even so they could "kick" their legs to push them to be able to get back up.

Just in case you're wondering in the future if that will work.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

will it also say "move along citizen there is nothing to pet here" in a male robot voice?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

It can, but it comes out more like "ROOVE ARONG RITIZEN!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Keep the proles out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

Coo at them. Pet them. Call them a good doggie. Drop a treat on them, all in defiance.

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