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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 35 points 19 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I was hoping to change his name to "Felon" but who knows maybe in another 4 years.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

Lose one (1) election:

"Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we're removing the pronouns from our bios."

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

I saw the thumbnail and was confident itwas was a female version of Elon. I clicked anyway. I have no regrets.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (9 children)

You can see it in his eyes in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

OCCULT CARS? Maybe a Tesla shirt?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Ooh, kudos for finding wording that both fits the image perfectly and triggers superstitious old republicans.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

What a fucking weirdo.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.

"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"

https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance