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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stop censoring fucking like a cunty assdick shitbitch, please and thank you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

People are playing the algorithm on other sites, they'll keep doing it till it stops working.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What the actual fuck is with all the fucking censorship that doesn't cover up a fucking thing.

This shit trend is fucking to fucking much.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not much, but it's honest work ❤️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yoo you again, great work!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I can only imagine there must be some site out there that detects text for censorship. Seems ridiculous to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It'd crazy the US society us gettinger extremer with what is allowed to say publicly while at the same time censoring more and more curse words

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

„We can’t swear on the internet or show boobies on TV! Why won’t anyone think of the children!?! Also, here’s a hello kitty themed automatic rifle for your 7 year old.“

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The history of censorship is littered in the most braindead contradictions like that.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Not accurate enough. All the piss and sweat would mean lost weight too.

It should be measured the same way calories are measured: dehydrate it, weigh it, and then explode it inside a machine. I wanna see how many calories go in and how many calories go out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Now we're shitposting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How much do you sweat during a poop??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Depends on the size of the poop I guess? Probably some linear relationship so if you could model it over time you can then correct your toilet seat scale readings

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

I weighed myself before and after a colonoscopy prep just do I could calculate how full of shit I really am. Turns out just about everybody was wrong. I'm less than 1% shit. Take that fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

You are allowed to say sweary words on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

why not poop on a normal scale?

that's how i've been doing it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I prefer to poop on a logarithmic scale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

People are so weird

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can't handle the entire poop in one flush?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'm not risking a flood when I've still got torpedoes in the tube

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have not, but I do employ the courtesy flush to spare other public restroom users some of my shit stank

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mostly scream in agony to make it weird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"who does number two work for?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Can't believe people are censoring the fuck word on social media now