this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

Well that's a D for defense.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Kid was expelled under the zero tolerance policy for drawing a gun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 24 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm not sure about that. What was their skin tone?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 minutes ago

Doesn't matter if they're neurodivergent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 59 minutes ago

Really, their answer should be rigged to explode in case the defenses get breached.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

He didn't even call in air support, can you really claim it was defended???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Well the defense was clearly not holding very long so...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If I was making this I would give them a small % of the points for defending.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 31 minutes ago

If you were making this, it'd be dumb to grade your own work like that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What is that- double strand? Weak.

B-

Edit: For the uninitiated.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 hours ago

Would also accept a series of comic panels from a training montage where Answer learns to fight so it can defend itself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

I hope that this is a true story