Found Satan

These should be returned in the church collection basket.

"Disappointed? Jesus won't let you down." HE LITERALLY JUST DID BY HAVING ONE OF HIS PEOPLE FAKE ME OUT WITH A WORTHLESS TIP.

The worst thing about those is that the people who leave them smugly think they're doing a good thing. They're "spreading the word of god" and think they're helping more people to make it to heaven. But there's so many things wrong with that thinking, including:

• A non religious person getting one of those is just going to be pissed and think less of religious people.
• The person leaving it doesn't know whether the server is religious or not - they might be preaching to the choir.
• They usually only leave the fake bill. It would be more tolerable if they left an actual tip with the fake bill on top, but they're usually stiffing the server.
• In reality it seems like a way to skip tipping without looking like it until they're out of the building. You know they don't do this anyplace where they go regularly, which means at some level they know it's shitty.

Someone should make coins/tokens with 666 and a picture of the devil and you could give it back as change.

Ngl, if I was the boss of that establishment, I would A: pay my staff over minimum wage; B: go through the CCTV to figure out who left this behind; and C: have a rule on the books to say that makes it possible to refuse repeat service to people who leave tokens of gratitude that are disguised to look like money.

I love these people so much, they do a really great job turning people against religion and whackjobs.

Christians, learning how to be a kunt to humanity every fucking day!
Can you feel all the love yet?
Hypocrites!

Yeah that person can go fuck themselves for eternity.

This seems like one of the worst possible ways to get someone to join your religion.

It's a bummer you can't leave it in the plate at his church.

Yup. Just happened.