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Cool Rocks (a.l3n.co)
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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People are putting health bars in their posts now? Shit, I've got to get on this.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wrong! I cast testicular torsion!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, wtf who just runs around giving people testicular torsion? I cast Greater Healing!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Thanks! Have a cookie!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Let me cast heal! Wait, does testicular torsion count as a status effect? Do I cast cure or heal? What should i do? Maybe a just call for help, hold on buddy...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Why does the one have four heads?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
Tumblr post transcription:

coughloop

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all


coughloop

[Screenshot of a comment:]

thyrell 1m
gods greatest gift was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth so that we might never run dry of the joy of seeing a cool rock

..ive been such a fool


thyrell

thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

[Forum signature that fades from pink to red with a diagonal line pattern going across it, at the right end of it is the text 'thyrell' in all caps.]


coughloop

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*


thyrell

ow what the hell

[The forum signature changes to have been reduced slightly from the right most side as if it were a health bar.]

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks, they're minerals!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Enjoy cool rocks while you can, you might get shipped off to war and your brother gets both depression and a hero complex over it, causing him to get sold into slavery where he bonds a wind elemental.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder how long till we run out of skipping stones and have to resort to artificial ones

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