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The problem with Fight or Flight is we're out of Fly spells. (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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This comic is part of an ongoing story that might make more sense with full context.

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If you want to read the whole thing in one go, it's easiest on my site.
(Comics on my site are in reverse chronological order, so start at the end and work backwards.)

Throughout October, I'll be drawing a piece of Konsi art every day as a Drawtober challenge.
You can find the art on Mastodon, Tumblr, Bsky, or Twitter. First two are best.

Can't we just go on one date without a random encounter?

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The number of posts on lemmy has almost exactly doubled since I started posting this comic series.

I don't know what that signifies.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm early to the daily Konsi post :o

It signifies that more Konsis is strongly correlated with more Lemmy activity, so we need more Konsi comics (Konmics?)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is the internet so technically they're e-Konmics.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

You can accurately say that you have single-handedly doubled the amount of Lemmy posts since posting your comics

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I've been coming to Lemmy daily since I started following this, love this comic, great style and writing!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm mostly coming here for you. There isn't really enough traffic to justify using it the way I would Reddit, but you post this series here and I like it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, the lack of stuff makes me feel like I actually know this platform

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bumping into same people often and all it feels like a small neighborhood

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

perhaps hope and growth in a new place for communities🍀

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Go for the eyes, Razira!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Look at her wee bitey teeth, she's a killer!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, a BG2 reference

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is that a green rabbit?

Oh I get it, the color is from Razira.

Edit: also Razira getting to be held like she held Konsi 👌

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I find a lot of joy in making polymorphed animals weird colours.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The next panel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is content blocked, but I feel assured I know what it is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What it actually isMonty Python holy Grail killer rabbit scene

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao, nice try. Here the actual link to that scene

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Turns out, the real Killer Rabbit of Antioch was the friends we made along way! (Or, at least, the girlfriend Konsi made along the way)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A classic

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Razira the Murder Bunny, go!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Naked Razira art. :)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

There was actually a comic with a fully naked Konsi in the middle of this story... but apparently I failed to post it?

Here it is.

I'll make it a bonus post at some point.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like this?

spoiler

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aha! Through the miracle of AI processing, I was able to restore Razira to her full un-blurred clothing-free glory!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lollll this is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol that group of muggers looks way too wholesome. They're about to get wrecked.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that "look" is just a result of the artist's drawing style. Everyone looks at least mildly adorable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let me show you one of the most evil villains I've ever had in any campaign, serious war crimes stuff, torture, mutilation, long-term psychological manipulation...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Konsi can fix them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flame strike is a legitimate method of fixing some things, and a good cleric knows this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The gods give you spells for a reason. Konsi's used every cleric spell up to and including level 5 except animate dead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a conscious decision for her?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When she gets new spells, she does try to prepare some that she hasn't used each day, so she can try them out and understand them better - so... yes in part. She tries to pick ones that might come up though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah got it. So the opportunity for it just hasn't come yet.

I was wondering if maybe she has some kind of moral opposition to necromancy type spells 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Most necromancy spells, no. One of her cantrips is Toll the Dead.

Animate Dead... she doesn't really like that spell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Somehow gives off that asocial narcistic vibe though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They do indeed look like a band of plucky adventurers with questionable ethics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Razira's about to go all Monty Python on these fellas.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I had a nickel for every murderous rabbit in a webcomic I've read, I'd only have 10 cents, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... Sluggy Freelance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YES!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lemme tell ya, that neuron had not fired in a while.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Literally the definition of fuck around and find out. I kinda feel bad for them... Kinda.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that Bun-bun? Someone give that mini lop their switchblade back!

OK, I feel kinda bad for Razira for drawing that comparison.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

God, I love this series

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t think that’s a flerkin