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[-] [email protected] 165 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Your distro is crap, mine is awesome.

What distro do I use? I don't see how that's relevant. No, I don't need to know what you use either.

Edit: we all secretly know that Hannah Montana Linux is the best.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago

Me with my freshly built LFS which can do nothing except booting to bash:

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The highest os form. A bootloader for your shell

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Sounds ideal

[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it's true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it's true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn't care for him, but he always said to me "you know drolex, zurohki's drivers, they are not compatible at all". And that's the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It's absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It's terrific. That's what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Never knew Trump was a Linux guy

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Someone has to create the "stable genius Linux“

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It is the OS for absolute winners, after all

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

ah yes. I too use Linux Mine

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

BTW I use not your fucking concern

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I use arch btw

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

My distro goes to a different school

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

i use nyarch linux btw

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

reject os and return to entering machine code by hand

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Pffft. We all know Red Star Linux is most glorious of free and open source software.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That Hannah Montana Linux is art.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

AmogOS is also good. For the masochist Debian based distro users you can also consider suicide Linux. https://github.com/tiagoad/suicide-linux

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

On your edit, that gives me horrible flashbacks to early 2k KDE. I'm ocularly offended.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It is true there is a Linux for everyone.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

To be fair, he IS too good for a free banana!

[-] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

This made me laugh. It's funny cuz it's true. And one of those crayfish is a newbie.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

I like to think both the crayfish are newbies

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Possibly, but time and again I see toxic support areas where some noob gets a berating.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Where did you get this picture of me? Nobody was supposed to know that I'm a crustacean!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Facebook scraped your private photos "by accident". Oops.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ubuntu LTS

Is the best all around Linux OS today for most users.

This thread is too positive. Thought I'd give you something to downvote. 🦞🫠

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Why? What you need that isn't in ubuntu repos?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It was a joke based on the fact that Canonical's snaps are sort of a kink for some people and when some people with kinks have sex, they want their partner to slap them, so they ask in a polite way while they refer to said partner as "daddy", so it was, more or less, a wordplay on how the words "snap" and "slap" sound similar...
IDK, dude I don't even use Ubuntu, just try not to be the lobster in the picture ✌️

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I appreciate your sacrifice!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I mean you're probably not wrong?

I'll never be super interested in the LTS stuff. I love poking the "cutting" (but not bleeding) edge stuff. I don't mind reinstalling now and then if things go south in a big way

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm using Debian-testing by using Ubuntu LTS. 🥲

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Debian-oldstable is the one for me. All y'all can go ahead and test things for me.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

M,y you linux users are a contemptuous bunch.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

You just made an enemy for life!

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

I just wish people didn't spread so much missingormation in this community, in theory I would love to argue about things like Systemd, Flatpaks, Appimages, Gnome, KDE, Arch, Standalone WMs and so on but in practice it's just a bunch of dushbags trashing on things they obviously don't want to understand most of the time!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

yeah, and not even limited to just linux, I hate those kinds of people

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Newbies hating on Flatpak, Wayland, PipeWire, SystemD, and other new stuff that actually works unlike their predecessors because they were told by some racist boomer Linux YouTuber to hate those

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What makes linux cool is that there are alternatives for literally anything. The fact that there is a constant debate going and people using all sorts of implementations just means that less of the system becomes a black box and more people are actually looking at and eventually working on the code. This keeps the system alive, and means it hasn't ended up with some rotten filesystem like NTFS or a shitty Registry configuration system like windows.

The most popular distro on distrowatch is MX Linux which uses initV but has ability to run systemd services - but however, initV became 10x faster and more usable because of rewrites that were sparked by the systemd debate.

This is literally pure nerd rage energy being turned into amazing code, and it's beautiful.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

why are their claws tied, no fin if they cant actually fight

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