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    [–] [email protected] 165 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

    Your distro is crap, mine is awesome.

    What distro do I use? I don't see how that's relevant. No, I don't need to know what you use either.

    Edit: we all secretly know that Hannah Montana Linux is the best.

    [–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Me with my freshly built LFS which can do nothing except booting to bash:

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    The highest os form. A bootloader for your shell

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
    [–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it's true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it's true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn't care for him, but he always said to me "you know drolex, zurohki's drivers, they are not compatible at all". And that's the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It's absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It's terrific. That's what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Never knew Trump was a Linux guy

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

    Someone has to create the "stable genius Linux“

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

    It is the OS for absolute winners, after all

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

    ah yes. I too use Linux Mine

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

    My distro goes to a different school

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    BTW I use not your fucking concern

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    I use arch btw

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

    i use nyarch linux btw

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

    reject os and return to entering machine code by hand

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    That Hannah Montana Linux is art.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    Pffft. We all know Red Star Linux is most glorious of free and open source software.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

    AmogOS is also good. For the masochist Debian based distro users you can also consider suicide Linux. https://github.com/tiagoad/suicide-linux

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It is true there is a Linux for everyone.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    On your edit, that gives me horrible flashbacks to early 2k KDE. I'm ocularly offended.