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[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

that's really not how this works

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Not even a little bit...

Sure, people want to bang the most attractive people they can, but that doesn't mean only attractive people are banging

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also keep in mind people drank like fish until fairly recently, so...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

i mean this is probably true to some small degree but if I went back in time I would just be kind of above average... and probably very tall depending on how far back you go

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, I'd be tall as shit. Probably look alright. Bit of chub, all my teeth, no disfiguring scars.

I'd also have no interest in dressing to conform, though, which in some cultures did a lot to cover up the physical differences that made one person more or less physically desirable than another.

Depicting yourself as anyone other than a person of your exact sex in your exact station was punishable by anything from a hefty fine to death, depending on the place and era, so even without the personality, I wouldn't be tall for very long.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

true i might lose approximately 1 head length in height due to my femboy tendencies

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm fat and I have a big Jewish nose. So I don't know how popular I'd be in Ancient Egypt.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"You got a big nose but...damn look at that belly. You must be rich, that's pretty hot"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile the Ancient Egyptians

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There's a spelling mistake on line 5.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hab! Those are about the lewdest limericks I've ever heard. But don't say number two in public... holy smokes!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Big noses are hot

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

OP username checks out. The offspring of Carlton Banks and Bebefuct Cumberbatch could not fail to be gorgeous.

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