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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

That is some powerful lube & great control to fit the entire chair in

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Instructions unclear; shagged an alien on Risa

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

In 2364 they have invented new ways of sitting that are far more advanced than any which exist today.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Oddly enough, that's a real chair from the 20th century. Somewhere there's a wiki that has a page with every chair in Star Trek and what model it is, and that is an off-the-shelf model.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This reminded me of SCP-3008, and I got curious and looked up and found SCP-3135. You’re welcome. Or my apologies. You decide. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some reading to do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

The interesting outtake from SCP-3135:

Despite the visual accuracy of the characters and locations to the original Next Generation show, several notable deviations are present, including:

  • Each episode begins and ends with a title card reading 'Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Journey Continues! Exclusive to Westhead Media Programming!'
  • The majority of the opening credits are absent, instead only listing Harrison Granger as the director of every episode. (This information is outdated. See Addendum 3135-1 for more information.)
  • All episodes now take place completely aboard the USS Enterprise. No plot justification for this is given.
  • There is a drastic increase in nudity, graphic violence, and profanity. The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word 'fuck' a minimum of ten times per episode.
  • The character Jean Luc Picard's name is now John Luke Picard.
  • Although the character Wesley Crusher is frequently referenced as being aboard the Enterprise by other characters, he never appears in person.
  • Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.
  • Plot elements centered around people being trapped inside walls or otherwise restrained by them are frequent.
  • The majority of episodes are now based around the character William Riker and his various sexual encounters.
  • Neelix, a supporting character from Star Trek: Voyager, is now present in the background of every episode. Neelix has no dialogue and is not acknowledged by any other characters.
[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word ‘fuck’ a minimum of ten times per episode.

Not to mention...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.

I know what they're talking about here too! They predicted the final season of Discovery!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Instructions unclear. Penis caught in manüvør.