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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Lol, such weak minded pussies, let me explain. For reference, that number is very roughly half of all atoms on earth. If you had that kind of money in cash, it would be larger than earth, it would be heavier than the sun and fucking obliterate our solar system. It's absolute lunacy, so they could have gone further and got more out of it. Like asking for a googol dollars (a 1 with a hundred zeros), not only is it actually funny (a play on Google's name), but that would finally be enough to nuke the entire observable universe. But no, turns out fascists aren't creative and their statements are just the result of rabies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Decitillion*

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I just feel bad for the IT guy that has to desperately make a computer system that hasn’t been funded since the invention of computers handle this bullshit math and giant numbers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's a simple function, you don't really need a whole lot of computing power to keep on track. Worst case you can simply remove the factorial and store the zeros in a separate array and tack them on in the output.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It depends on how they are representing the numbers. If they are stored as an “integer” they will overflow and wrap around after about 2 trillion. I’m not saying computers can’t handle larger numbers, I’m saying that in my extensive experience there’s always some part of older systems that generate some long-forgotten but essential report that never thought about handling huge numbers and breaks in unexpected ways.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Right, who knows if they are running the country on AS400...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Google will soon owe Russia a googol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Doctor evil sure has went down hill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Pinky to mouth: "20 Brazilian dollars"

I'm not going to try to figure out what that number actually is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Just wait a few more weeks. Eventually when the value reaches ≈ $5.93 x 10^66
then, paying in gold, that would be such a huge ball it would create a black hole in which we could send putSSin and any other russians who would like to be crushed ... or more simply crush him by any other means.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's no surprise there aren't any good standup comics in Russia.

The best comic relief they have is running the country lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

there aren't any good standup comics in Russia

I literally don’t believe this. I do believe that you won’t read about them on the open internet though. The human condition is universal, and includes humor. It’s dangerous to “other” the entire population of a country.

Also, as you point out, Ivan Standupkov doesn’t even have to be particularly good because the material that surrounds him practically writes itself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

There are plenty, and they aren't exactly hiding either. All they need to make sure is avoid overly political jokes. You haven't heard of them because their content is entirely in Russian.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

For those wondering how the hell the number got so stupidly large, starting somewhere in 2022:

The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week.

By week 20 Google was already "owing" over 1 billion dollars and over 1 trillion by week 30. So expect the funny number to keep growing just because.

In any case, I don't think Google will come back to Russia anytime soon. Probably nothing to be gained there anyway.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

Doubling every week means an interest rate of almost 5 × 10^17^ %. That can barely offset the ruble's inflation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

I thought some court clerk had fallen asleep writing out zeroes and that's what they'd ended up with.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago

Google Russia filed for bankruptcy last year, and Alphabet filed a claim against whatever Russian ministry is in charge for wrongful asset seizure in a US court to prevent any filings against them in the US. So nothing will ever come out of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I guess we should start a gofundme for google ?

i'll give all the schrutebucks that i can muster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Russia just can't help making a joke out of itself...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They should start a payment plan. $5 per day.

The current amount would be paid off by Saturday, April 11, 10951628027954030802047011389440

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

So it'll be paid off sometime between the last star dying and the first black hole evaporating.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

20 decillion is more than the GDP of the entire earth by many orders of magnitude.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

But the fine is 20 decillion rubles, not dollars.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 20 hours ago

So like half a tic tac and a stick of bubblegum. Got it

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

To put that into perspective, the World Bank estimates global GDP as around $100 trillion, which is peanuts compared to the prospective fine. Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow.

Seems a bit suspect.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

this also puts in perspective how dystopian all of the "this person might be the world's first trillionaire!!!" articles are

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Please learn to exponent. 20 • 10^^33^^ So much more clear

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

But not nearly as interesting seeing the big number. Also, who is that supposed to be clear to? The raised numbers are so small I can't even read them on my phone.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently not on boost lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Or just in the browser. Whatever app they are using is not following the same markdown as Lemmy, which supports only one level: 10^33^ = 10^33^.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Not really. Most people aren't familiar with scientific or engineering notation. Writing £1,000,000, one million pounds or £1Million is a lot clearer than writing £1×10^6.

My cars odometer says 91,584, not 91.584×10^3

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You owe the Russian government $20 that's you're problem. You owe the Russian government $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that's their problem.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

that's you are problem

your

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Lmao

That's... More than all of the value of everything on earth, combined.

By a lot.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago (6 children)

They were smart and accounted for 6 months or so of Russian inflation as their currency collapses.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Value is relative. My cat is worth way more than that.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

Texaco when you call them out for enslaving people

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lol it's not an onion article!
How do you do this as a country and think anyone will respect anything you threaten again?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

Russia helping the US government force google to boycott russia.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

considering the track record they should start putting "courts" in quotes when discussing Russia.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Twenty decillion rubles, best we can do is $3.50

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