this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I go back to the time before I read this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

no but we can track down their location and denazify the area

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

His noodly appendages are all equal and valid

R'amen

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Who would've thought I'd get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this...and maybe everything else while I'm at it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good afternoon enjoy your day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This sentence is in the library of Babel.

And now here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The good part is that u dont need to add salt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Think of the time saving

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I feel it in my spleen

The Cringe is all around me
And so the horror grows

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I peed a little.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

50/50. You either see it or you don't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Easier to put the noodle in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I appreciate it. I'm better now but I found it kind of comical lol