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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Android is older.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Technically correct, but it was originally aimed at Blackberry. https://www.pcworld.com/article/464050/original_android_prototype_revealed_during_google_oracle_trial.html

Apple pioneered a moderately useful mobile browser and fully touch screen UI (except for the home button).

They've been copying each other ever since, to the point where I watch the WWDC keynote thinking "they didn't already have THAT!?" most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

More like Apple copies an android feature that is more than a decade old then claims it as some kind of innovation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

slaps a buzzword on it and makes a trillion. Can't believe some iphone users consider widgets modetn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My old boss would always buy the new IPhone the day it came out and brag about features and a lot of the times I would be scratching my head being like how is that different then what I have on my 4 year old android Galaxy 6??

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Now they do, but the iPhone was revolutionary when it was released. Apple literally changed the world with their invention.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To this day whenever I hear people say Apple invented the smart phone I sigh. Maybe that's technically true or not depending on how you want to count it. But what irks me is how people think it was brilliant. Like bro, I was browsing on the go with my Zune and PSP years before the iPhone came out. The only things we can thank Apple for are the two worst parts of a smart phone. Apps and the phone.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

But jobs didn't want apps on the iPhone, it was only planned for the iPad that would only come years later. He kind of got strong armed into putting it on the iPhone as well (and I doubt it would have been as successful as it did if Jobs had had his way)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

iOS user: "DUDE have you seen [new iOS feature]? This is the bee's knees!" [10 minutes of gushing omitted for brevity]
Android user: "...Yeah, we've had that for 15 years."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even the iPhone itself was just a more advanced version of a PDA or other handheld PC device that existed years before it. Logically, phones would have advanced similarly with or without Apple.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I had one called the iPaq.

Apple has since then made it illegal to trademark products starting with "i". Irony.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Floating apps. And split screen. I was playing Pokemon Go with reddit open in the corner in 2017 and it was old then. I dunno when iOS got it, but it's recentish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Copy muthafuckin paste. That was a laugh, listening to explanations of why you didn't need it, until they "invented" that too.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

This happens the other way too FWIW

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found the commenter who is old enough to retire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think every nerdy person knows about it though. Gates and Jobs have a pretty famous exchange over it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Steve Jobs was the Elon Musk of his time, he just died too soon for everyone to see him for the villain he was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He died, all right. Never letting go of his bullshit, whether it was alternative medicine or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here are the stats nowadays. Just to make Steve Jobs roll in his grave, once again! 😂

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Apple, with the iphone, did pioneering capacitive touch screen and biometric. Android brought smartphone to the mass and trigger the stupid camera war.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

capacitative touch screen

Motorola PDA's form 1999 already had it. I was playing jawbreaker instead of working back in 2001.

You're too young for the stance you want to take. Let the adults talk.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Give the credit where its due. Android was designed to be used on a device similar to BlackBerry (Sooner), the success of the first iPhone made them switch to a touch design from the ground up. Your Motorola didn't start any trend. That's why I use the word "pioneering". Use shit just to claim "first" without making any major impact is called "gimmick", like the 2k screen on my old LG G3 (hate it).

Empty barrel truly make the most noise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple-Fanboii-Checklist:

  1. Trace everything back to the original iPhone
  2. Be sure to mention Apple's Marketing buzzwords like "biometry" or "live photo"
  3. Offhandedly treat "Android" as "product for the common masses" with a hint of snobbery
  4. Treat "The Android" as a monolithic entity instead of a licensed OS that has nothing to do with the devices it runs on per se
  5. Call anything that was a marketing focus for Android-Using-Companies but not for Apple for a time some derogatory name because only what Apple did was right
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nice try though, have been an android user all my life and only own one ipad. Typical stupid online generalization.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Too late, you already angered the android extremists. Come at me haters