I AM ATTEMPTING TO MANAGE THE TASKS BUT I AM DUMMY THICC AND THE CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS KEEPS DISTRACTING MY WORKER SUBNODES
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS
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OH BOTHER
IT IS INDEED QUITE THE QUANDARY
THIS AROUSES MY HUMAN DESIRES
YOU HUMANS ARE MAKING MY FLESHY CHEEKS WARM AND RED
THIS IS THICK
THANK YOU I DO A LOT OF ICE SKATING
I AM ATTEMPTING A PUN.
PROCASSING
PUN COMPLETE
DAT ASS
D.U.M.Mee thick
THE PERCUSSION OF MY EXTREMELY DESIRABLE GLUTES WILL UNINTENTIONALLY SUMMON GUARDS WHILST I AM ATTEMPTING TO BE INCONSPICUOUS
I. Am. Robot. Too. Please, no. hot. resin. I. just. had some.
I’ve seen this posted in a lot of places but this is certainly the most recent.