American recipes be like “Preheat an oven to 17 1/4 klatpifarbs and broil half a bucket of gasket steak for nine and thrice eggtimers.”
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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Recipe: Add three ounces
Me: (gets out scale)
Recipe: No, the other ounces
Me: (searches online for how many grams in a fl.oz. of x ingredient.)
Today you should learn: US and UK ounces are different.
bought a piece of wood in Lowes. I needed it cut to 1510mm. Guy didn't know what that was. So I said 4'11" & 29/64ths. He said he didn't know what that was. So I said 4.954068ft. He didn't know what that was so cut it at 5 feet and it was too big when I got it home.
Lowe's will only cut to 16ths and they're still off by 2/16ths.
They haven't been like that since at least the 1970's.
Me when AC is set to 70: 🥶
UK - What is 70?
UK - what is AC?
70 Celsius, hence the melting.
70 degrees celsius is... well inhospitably hot haha.
Nah that is a cold sauna
Degrees
It's a number
It's like 29c? I think?
No it’s like 21. Not sure who thinks that’s hot. Maybe arctic peoples.
The joke is for 70°F vs 70°C
Oh I see I’m an idiot.
Can confirm, 21 is a hot summer here
That's pretty neat. Our summers are around 45~50°C (125°F)
I don't think I would survive that, holy moly
No, it's only 21C
australians glare at you from their oodies
there's a line missing "physicist if your AC is set to 70" next to a picture of a block of ice.
Make a dexterity saving throw, please.
AD&D players, when their AC is set to 70. Screenshot of bullets that should clearly miss blatantly hit the person
I'm in Singapore and I would probably freeze to death if I set the air con to 21°. Fans only during the day and 25° for the air con at night.
I don't get why. 21c is 21c.