When you make lemonade because life gave you lemons, and then realized being a lemonade salesman was your calling all along.

As someone who has 30$ in bills, even they get in the way and manage to be obnoxious. There was a girl in my middleschool who had "a lot* of change and she was constantly miserable. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Target had a policy for cashiers (for a while anyways) where you had to push red cards and you would get written up/verbal warnings if you attempted to skip the prompts or avoid it the team lead overheard. It was the fucking worst.

Or a temporary chainsaw from hell. That one clip of the one absolutely shitting the bed will haunt me.

HAHAHA holy fucking shit the level of comeuppance is beautiful. Good riddance. His blatant misogyny and narcissism is disgusting, I hope he finds a cozy stone to crawl under.

no no, I'm not the child of immigrants! I'm iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.

/s

please don't eat yoga, it is not intended for oral consumption.

While this is true, I feel like this is more a jab at how jesus is so whitewashed he'd make wainscoting blush, given that we have a pretty good idea that he would in fact, not be SO light skinned.

Sounds like they fucked around and found out what happens when you completely gut your system to cut corners and make data look pretty.

Being tired and thinking Bureau of Land Management made this very confusing at glance.

Also fuck the courts for that BS.

It was a fine dark humor joke, don't sweat it.

I got my shots in secret due to needing them, didn't tell my family (they went full Q) until a recent health crisis had me hopeful admitting to it would get a member to get their shots (they're hilariously high risk).

It did not work, but they shut up about all of the BS and basically exclude me from it now. So I will say it's a win; they also shifted goal posts so I'm no longer going to die, be sterile, or autistic from getting shots.