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NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Please let Mars crash into the Earth. Really enjoyed Majora's Mask, looking for more immersion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is literally the central plot of Gemini Home Entertainment.

The Iris. It is with us now. Laughing at us.
Behold.

https://www.youtube.com/@GEMINIHOMEENTERTAINMENT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

God that's such a good series. Nice slow burn. I think nexpo? Did a good video on it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

audibly blinking

Huh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I imagine if an eye the size of a mountain blinked there'd be some sound

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Telescopes don't allow you to hear sound from space though...

I wondered if they meant that you couldn't help but imagine the sound when seeing it - I don't know if there's a word for that (or where to ask on Lemmy).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Doorway