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[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago

Unironically the current situation with Sony.

Why are you selling Playstations in a country that can't make their own PSN accounts???

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Minimum amount for photoshop is 22$/month

Pirate photoshop

Delete it

Pirate again

Repeat 30 times

Adobe looses 660$

If everyone does this adobe will loose so much

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

This is what Adobe genuinely thinks will happen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They get the money back when you delete it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Imagine it was the other way around when people cancel their subscribtions

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's not even the price, I don't even have the option to buy some content. What the hell, so many years and these people didn't understood that we will watch the movie/show regardless of you wanring to sell it to me or not.

i.e. Shudder is not in my country, there is no "legal" way for.me to watch their shitty.movies. Do I just accept ir? No! I download the fuck out of that crappy cheap shit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

even if you’re in a “legal region” you still have to use a third-party website or app to find out which service has that episode of that season of that show because no service can be bothered to carry a complete show

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t even have the option to buy some content

For you it's the general availability, but I also want to put importance on the "buy": I just want to buy something outright, not pay for a subscription that locks me into using awful apps, enforcing ridiculous rules and giving me a lesser experience than the "free" version.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I pay $0 for GIMP. And it's easy to install: yay -S gimp

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I pay 0€ for Krita, it doesn't replace photoshop either.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

GIMP isn’t even comparable to PS tho. It’s not a replacement. It can’t even do half the things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Affinity ftw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

I use aura, BTW.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

also paint.net

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That response doesn't answer the question, though. Do the yell "Arrrr" or "Yo ho ho" when pirating photoshop?

I don't pirate Photoshop, but when pirating other things i exclusively yell "Yarrr!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I go "Boo biiiip booooop grrrrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuhh piiiiiiiip uhiiiiihuiiii tiiiyyytuuuuuu KGGHGHGHGGHGH" when I pirate Photoshop.

Might need to upgrade my router sometime though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yaaarrrggg!! I be staling software unlike ye landlubbers!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna be the type of pirate that yells "SUPER!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

isn't that the sound that santa claus makes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

yes I am a very merry pirate