this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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Memes that are too meirl for /c/meirl.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut

Me at 15: ??????? racism probably

Me at 20: Climate change is an existential threat to all life on Earth and I must do my part to ensure total extinction doesn't happen, at all cost

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Me at 40: Hmm, looking back at the last 15 years of fisheries biology work, I can safely say that the net impact of that work was actually worse conditions for the planet than better. Well, at least I got to watch the head of my state agency give out ‘fish bumps’ to the other heads because we managed to increase the quota for the year! (I quit)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cheese is always worth it though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No one ever regrets eating an entire block of cheese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

My sister definitely regretted letting me into her house whereupon I proceeded to eat almost her entire block of cheese.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Am lactose intolerant, can confirm, no regerts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I want to be an astronaut!

I want to be an influential politician, I'm fixing this crap!

I want to survive and have at least one day off per week?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Starting at 25 a career in either politics or prostitution I see.