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Harrison Butker Insists He Won’t Let Politics Distract From Upcoming Race War (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago

“At press time, Butker’s wife admitted her girdle no longer fit because she was pregnant with Colin Kaepernick’s child“ sent me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The Onion is impeccable with their satire; horrifying facts made to be digestible using humor. Hopefully, this KKK shitburgler doesn't get the future he wants to create, that other young dudes and ladies thwart his every effort.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Out of morbid curiosity I read the whole speech, and holy cow is this chock full of fascist dog whistles disguised as faithy redderick.

How is this possible to live a life this removed from reality and basic decency ? !??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

rhetoric* btw, that spelling fucked me up haha

all things are possible through god!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

wtf, onion?