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The Beginning of the End (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

🎼🎵🎹Yup, That’s me, I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation.🎹🎼🎵

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just like an alien invasion always attack usa

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually most experts no longer think the dinosaurs became extinct from a meteor hitting earth. That theory was based on a misunderstanding of the geological past. There's pretty much a consensus now that the mass extinction was caused by your mom sitting down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The meteor didn't kill most of them.

Some were killed by the tsunamis it produced. Or shockwaves. But I don't think many were killed by the meteor itself.

Most were killed by the sand that kicked up in the atmosphere all over the world, then fell back down as a rain of glass.

The rest either succumbed to strict competition when the sky went dark and starved, or evolved into chickens.

Seriously guys, spend an afternoon with a backyard farmer and just watch their chickens. They are little cute dinosaurs. Watch them run together, or hunt in packs. Watch their little talons stretch out as they step...clearly Spieldberg's inspiration for the T-Rex footprint scene. Hell, if I'm a little late with breakfast, they'll surround me and start pecking at me! Like I'm the food!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but if you get hit and die from the shrapnel of a grenade, I won't say that you died of blood loss, or from shrapnel, but not from the grenade directly. I will just say "killed by a grenade"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sure. You would say that. What would the coroner say?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Oh Shit! The Economy!!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The plight of the shareholders 😢

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Oh, a shooting star! I’ll make a wi-“

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish that there would be more of those little tasty hairy things running around the place, yummy 🤤.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Universe: “Best I can do is hairless monkeys with anxiety.”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. 🎶

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll take shit that messed me up as a teenager for 500, Alex.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is this from? And…what is happening?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Neon Genesis Evangelion, and they are turning into primordial ooze I think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow I don’t remember this at all. It’s been too long.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m pretty sure these scenes are from the “alternate ending” movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, where’d you find that photo? That’s crazy-interesting composition

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A3 Comet?

Buuuut is that the sun off to the left, pre-setting? :O

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm guessing that's Venus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, it was. I’m astonished at how much light the photographer was able to capture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is that reflection on the water from Venus? I've never seen anything like that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's kinda suspicious. You would expect that amount of light from a longer exposure time, but everything looks really sharp, including waves and the dinosaur, which I would expect to move. But maybe I'm underestimating how much light a proper camera can capture

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps this photo was composed from more than one original picture? That would explain sharpness.