this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Really dodged a bullet by not going with "Auto Goon"

[–] [email protected] 49 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Magnum, the Verb Lord

ftfy. That comma is an important part.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

I always think Danny was supposed to say magnum condom and monster dong but he screwed it up and they kept it because it was funnier that way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago

these sound exactly like the names the bundy family came up with to make fun of bud's rap name.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

"and think before you fuck a lil skateboard p" in drop it like it's hot is such a clean ending to his verse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Grandmaster B

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Silliness aside, was “auto” related to cars or guns?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Auto from the Greek "self" He was his own gooner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

The P is for fellate?