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*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Good news everyone!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I'll be in my bunk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

When you fucking see it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

There are other receivers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"

Or

"You have to be realistic "

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
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I've heard it both ways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

i use arch btw

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Best block, no be there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

It's ticking all the boxes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Resistance is useless!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I'm a doctor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

There. The circle of stupidity is complete.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

from nowhere, mankind can't go there

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

D-did... he just suplex that train?!?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Only joking!

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