the bowel is wider than your asshole
imagining a nurse using the word “asshole” to explain it to a regular person is just hilarious to me.
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.
This is what we're training LLMs on.
Thank god for that.
Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950's.
It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.
Thankfully it's being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage
"AI," what should I do about being constipated?
Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.
We have finally found The Forbidden Knowledge
This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!
The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.
Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?
"gaping rectum" is distinctly ladylike, no?
Why is every comment after this removed?
I think it turned into some amount of shit slinging that stopped being relevant to the shit at hand. I'm guessing mods decided to close that sphincter before the verbal diarrhea overflowed the rim of the post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I edged to this
Poop canon confirmed.
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Reddit certainly did have it's moments, didn't it?
The Kevin history was wild
have its* moments
Ah, just like Reddit now!
Reddit was better when the community did actually enforce basic grammar.
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
I will arrest you
I'll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.
Or the cunnilingus jolly rancher
Impressive that he still managed to break his mom with two broken arms.
Was that because of the same reminders over and over, every other thread?
Between that and Colby, you have the full spectrum of Reddit sexual encounters.
I prefer putting whores before descartes.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had moments of pure despair as I feel like one’s gonna tear me in half.
A real porcelain shatterer.
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