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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"We live in an era of unmatched technological advancement in the field of small arms. I can't imagine what they'll be using a hundred years from now."

John Browning, struck with divine inspiration from the god of firearms: "I CAN"

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure he'd be rolling over in his grave if he knew they added a safety to it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does the M2A1 have a safety? I thought they just gave it a quick swap barrel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they were tired of people using spent brass lol. The biggest safety change on the a1 was fixed head space and timing though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Colt 1911, accept no substitute.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Two world wars and still has a valid NSN.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Browning Hi-Power.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A gun so old they had to start callin it the Maw-Maw Deuce.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And when you have 2 Maw-Maws under the same roof, hellfire upon those who dare not to have a second plate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Woe to the man who doesn't like sweet tea! Great shall be her anguish!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't think two plates of anything are going to stop .50 BMG

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've had the pleasure of using one, and the reasons for its continued use are many, but I'll list a few:

  • Proven design that works well
  • Ease of maintenance (except from that one bit you absolutely have to remember to flip forward before inserting the bolt carrier, lest you have to drill in from the side to file it off to unjam the bolt carrier)
  • Objectively cool
  • Adds three inches to your penis size (men), a couple of letters to the cup size (women), or either/both for anyone else
  • NATO has literal tonns upon tones of ammo for it. Tha m82 shooter is sure as hell not removing the linked chains from all of it so he can carry it around himself.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Trying to think of what bit you have to flip...

Are you talking about the cocking lever? It needs to be pushed forward prior to pushing the bolt all the way forward into battery, because it catches in a notch at the top of the receiver in order to cock the firing pin (bolt goes back, lever flips forward, and vice versa). But if you put the bolt in with the cocking lever back, which people do a lot, the lever gets stuck on the timing arm attached to the receiver. Barely an inconvenience. But...

Did somebody jam that sumbitch in there so good that you had to destroy the motherfucker? Because that is fucking insane. That's like breaking a steel framing hammer. Like, I get it, but... How!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's been 20 years since I lasted opened an m2, so I don't remember exactly, but the part I'm talking about is a fairly nondescript metal piece sticking up from the bolt carrier. I may remember it incorrectly that it has to be back and not forward.

Also, the drill + file is what I was told. I never saw it happen.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They're still using Maxim guns in Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Liquid cooled guns on a fixed position will shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot as long as they have ammo and some water in the sleeve. They are really good guns for ww1 style trench warfare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm reminded when a British battalion had to get rid of all their old Vickers ammo, and ran it through their old Vickers gun. I think they said they did like 2 million rounds and had 2 issues total.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They are amazing machines. Just heavy as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really, the only thing "wrong" with them is that they're heavy as fuck. But if you're not moving, that's not a problem

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or if ya mount them on the bed of a Toyota hilux.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As is tradition.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning

Apparently at one point -- I assume during the war -- Frigidaire, of all companies, was manufacturing M2 Brownings.

kagis

Apparently they made quite a few, actually:

https://usautoindustryworldwartwo.com/General%20Motors/frigidaire.htm

Frigidaire Division of GM World War Two Products: 363,000 .50 Caliber Browning M2 Aircraft Machine Guns, 1,000,000 spare .50 Caliber Machine Gun Barrels...Frigidaire engineers made over 500 design and manufacturing changes to reduce the cost of the machine gun to 25% of the original cost, using mass manufacturing techniques.

EDIT:

Apparently in 2015, some active-duty unit sent in M2 Browning Serial #324 for maintenance. This was the first time it had ever been sent in for maintenance.

https://www.army.mil/article/150794/Making_the_old_like_new

Army Finds 94-Year-Old .50-Caliber M2, Never Serviced, Still Works Great

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

While there are many small bits of nuance from gun to gun, they mostly share a fairly straightforward design that doesn't have some groundbreaking design possibilities waiting in the wings. The Browning was built to be very reliable, has a lot of spare parts, and is maintained in an environment that stresses consistency. Yeah, they are going be to around for a very, very long time.

It is funny to find out that they were almost dropped by the military early on because they didn't live up to the niche they were originally designed for. As long as they are useful they will be around.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Well, as long as most of us are still squishy bags of mostly water, Ma Deuce will still be effective. Even if you’re wearing body armor a 50 cal is going to ruin your day. It’s old, but it still punches holes effectively.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Any piece of military hardware that can outlast the B-52 is probably doing something right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That race is still on though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True, but the B-52's got a successor coming in, and nothing's waiting in the wings for the M2.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

The B52 was replaced by the B-1 Lancer in 1973, and then it was replaced again by the B-2 Spirit in 1987.

And yet it's still here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoa there we absolutely replaced the M2. We got the M2A1.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, the receiver got an update, but if you're gonna count that as a replacement, the B-52 has had a lot of updates too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's the joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Its one of those tools that just doesn't need to change, like a claw hammer or a monkey wrench.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

too late and too early are flipped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yep, definitely the cocking lever. Good job to the meathead who accomplished what nature could not!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Forgotten Weapons talking about its history, including why it's still around:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmLnwiJRr78