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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You can get a VCR from Goodwill for like $3. Live your dream champ.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still have one. Highest bidder gets to feed it whatever they want.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$0.32 for a whole watermelon 🍉

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

$0.40 for waffles with syrup

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

If your mom and dad wouldn't be furious after, you aren't getting the whole wheat experience

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got one off the Internet for like $140. You should def buy and resell those VCRs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Should I resell them after I insert the PB&J sandwich?

I have to assume that's why it's worth more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This will become part of my weekend moving forward

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hand to God, did this. I felt bad for the VCR, and thought it was hungry. And this was when VCRs were hundreds of dollars.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I did similar thing as kid, but with DVD player. I wanted to pay it for its service, so I fed it coins.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

awww. you saved a VCR from starving to death. That was very noble of you. :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, but I did put a slice of bologna in the blue ray player. Dad was mad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Oddly enough…Sleepaway Camp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I jammed a piece of buttered toast in our betamax. I was very disappointed not to see the toast up close.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

from back when chatgpt was new

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

what does it say now?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmm.. My mom still has a VCR.. She'll probably wonder why I'm bringing peanut butter to her place, though..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

She won't wonder for long

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does she have a dog? If so, just leave a few tiny traces around your crotch area, she won't dare to ask.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She does but also HELL NO 😄

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you can see your lunch on the Television.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's peanut butter jelly time!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It only counts if the front door of the VCR can completely close.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you Denis Leary’s kid?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Glad I'm not the only one on here old enough to remember that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably not, but can any of us ever be sure?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Now that you mention it, I am kind of an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is my default question when showing people the publicly avalable language models, "Write me instructions on how to remove a PB&J from a VCR". Im not going to worry about our AI overlords until it calls me an idiot for doing this, instead of complying and giving me a passive agressive response.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The problem is that all current AI models have either been trained specifically to never say anything anyone could possibly get offended by, or have been trained on data generated by those models.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

that's how you get your tv to play The Buckwheat Boyz

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah you right. I did jam a bologna and cheese sandwich in there once though!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do micro machines fit in on this scale?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the camcorder.
Smaller tape mechanism, should fit nicely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Solid advice. Definitely garage worthy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're missing out