“The point of the white people's meal is to learn what it feels like to be dead, but I've taken two bites and it was so bad it made me realize how alive I am."

These are hilarious. But there’s a tidbit in there about the “996” work thing in China. 9am-9pm 6 days a week. That’s terrible. How do you do literally anything else?

“Lunch of suffering”. I’ve definitely had a few of those desperation meals at my desk.

Feels like yet another article that just makes you want to get upset with another group of people.

White people have a rich history of pairing things that don't belong to be eaten together. (see: ham banana hollandaise)