I was arrested at the movie theater. (midwest.social)

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The charge was a-salt and buttery.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Last time I was at the movies one of the workers attacked me with his flashlight. He was charged with assault and the flashlight was charged with battery.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was a-salted.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

[audible groans]

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023

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