You wouldn’t get it
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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But that's probably what he's going for!
More importantly: why does God need glasses and where does he get them?
The glasses store
Specsaviours
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
I always knew those empty frames would end up being cool... ( •_•)>⌐■-■
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The volcanos keep things interesting
Its easy. Humans suck. Volcanoes are awesome!
creates volcanos
neat. this is dope.
checks back a couple days later
ah fuck. A human-infestation again
Maybe he had a deadline.
could God make a soy so powerful that even He would soyface?
sportsmanship.
RNG makes the game more fun.
Get rid of the ones he made murderers
No risk, no fun.
The lord works in mysterious ways. We mortals cannot comprehend the depth of his glory.......... lol
God filled the world with cool ass shit and let people live in a special place where none of that cool ass shit would kill them. Then those smartass fucks thought they were better so he kicked them out like the gangster he is
If you have hand of creation itself... making something made in your image, not immune to viruses that you also created is kind of worse.