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Amazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Men (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

We did have an eclipse this year, so maybe package soon?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's what you get for using FedEx