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[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I love how often "we have no idea how they did it!" and "they couldn't possibly do something this sophisticated!" turns into "we know how, when, where they got the materials and the name of the project foreman" when you just ask an archeologist.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Even when archaeologists don’t have that level of detail, they can still confidently tell you that people don’t really change. If we can imagine something now, they could most likely imagine the same thing a thousand years ago.

For example, you know what’s an incredibly common thing to find on a dig? Dildos. Phallic stuff is everywhere, and when you find a well-polished, life-sized clay dick, it’s pretty clear what it was used for. The Greeks had devices that were essentially computers that could predict celestial movements. Running water and indoor plumbing was relatively common in the ancient world.

We’re so egotistical to think that humans in the past were somehow incapable of thinking, planning, or building at our level. And we convince ourselves that we’re better than them because we have all this fancy stuff No, their brains were just as complex and capable, they just didn’t have access to the same kinds of tools that we do.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For example, you know what’s an incredibly common thing to find on a dig? Dildos. Phallic stuff is everywhere, and when you find a well-polished, life-sized clay dick, it’s pretty clear what it was used for

I'm just going to imagine that they were using it to slap politicians in the face with dildos. Because something about roman senators getting slapped with a clay horsecock makes me laugh.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

clay horsecock

i now wonder how long the horsecock is best cock meme has been around for lmao.

God i fucking hate the internet sometimes...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You know that they've found dicks scrawled on bathroom stalls in pompei, in basically the same style we still scrawl dicks on bathroom stalls.

Also, the your-mom jokes, yelp-esque reviews, and yelp-esque reviews of your mom.

Yeah. we've grown a lot as species. And also, haven't grown at all.

Also, the senator's name was Gregg Abotticus.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

humans are as humans do. Nothing will be as timeless as dick jokes and fucking someone elses mom.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I love the ingenious solutions for ancient under floor heating.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbf a lot of things that people did by hand in the past would be unthinkable for a lot of modern people as to how to achieve it without CAD etc.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is so true, mostly because we are spoiled by growing up with modern tools. We are many generations of tools separated from our roots. Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that.

On the other hand, if an EMP took out the grid and CAD disappeared, you can be damn sure engineers amongst us would be bashing rocks together and figure a lot of it out pretty quickly.

We will brute force anything as a species if we need to, we just mostly don't need to at the moment, and time is money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i find it weird that people are latching onto the concept of it being like racist or xenophobic, and there's definitely room to discuss that about it. But i can't help but feel like we're talking about a dumbass with a netflix show, shouldn't we apply occam's razor here?

I feel like the obvious answer here is that bro is a dumbass, made up a conspiracy, and is using it to make money. Granted i also don't know much about his history, maybe he does a little racism in his spare time idk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Graham Hancock is a racist grifter who definitely knows he's full of shit, is that what you mean?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I feel like pointing at (subconscious) racism is compatible with Occam's razor

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

@BertramDitore @Hegar
Running water and indoor plumbing was relatively common in the ancient world.

really ?
In 1920, only *** 1% of US homes** had indoor plumbing

https://www.aceee.org/files/proceedings/2004/data/papers/SS04_Panel1_Paper17.pdf

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah, that has more to do with American social issues and lack of government support for the general population. Water engineering is expensive no matter where or when you are, and America is huuuge.

Plumbing was common in the ancient world in the Near East, Middle East, Mediterranean (Greece and Rome), and really wherever there were people. Keep in mind if you ask two different archaeologists, you'll get two slightly different answers, but it's pretty common knowledge that running water is not a modern invention.

Some sources (only a quick search, I don't have access to all the academic journals where you'd find the good stuff):

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7004096/

https://ancientengrtech.wisc.edu/greece-overview/water-systems/

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/roman-aqueducts/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek_technology

https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/1506/ <--this one is really cool, the Qanats are still fully functional today

Edit: fixed links

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My favourite example:

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2023/aug/chinas-oldest-water-pipes-were-communal-effort

A system of ancient ceramic water pipes, the oldest ever unearthed in China, shows that neolithic people were capable of complex engineering feats without the need for a centralised state authority, finds a new study by UCL researchers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

this would be residential, if we're just talking "indoor plumbing" than i would assume it doesn't have to include residential spaces, and probably applies to things like public baths, and bathrooms/latrines or whatever for example.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

People found the pyramid building manual quite recently. At the turn of the century, it was still a mystery.

Normal people don't keep up with stuff that recent.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I get the same reaction from my fellow Americans when i tell them I walk my groceries home so I'm not surprised

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My cousin couldn't understand how I bought groceries after I sold my car. After telling him I walked three blocks to the store he asked how I bought groceries in winter. I told him I put on a coat and boots and walk three blocks to the store.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

One of my carless kin! There are dozens of us!! The number of times people have assumed I can't go somewhere "because it's raining" and I'm just like, I have a jacket and an umbrella! But what if you're biking?? Um, I have a jacket, a backpack cover and leggings and sometimes... if I'm just heading home to a hot shower and a change of clothes, I just get soaking wet! Like absolutely sodden! NBD! And if I'm heading somewhere without the option of a change of clothes, I bus there and that leads to a whole other issue of "But that must take ssooo long!?!" Yeah sure, a bit longer, but I can relax, pop on some headphones, set google maps to tell me when I'm near my stop, watch/listen to something and let the driver worry about the driving!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I live two blocks from my local market, I understand you.

Also, they don't understand that giving me a bag for milk is not worth it, milk has a handle.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, it comes in a plastic lined cardboard box with a screw on lid 😛

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Omg I can't believe I'm about to do this but...

^This

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

It actually pisses me off to no end when people put their plastic jug of milk into a plastic bag. Like, the jug is heavy enough that the bag will never hold it, just fucking carry it like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Change my pitch up

Stack some bricks up!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

i wasn't expecting prodigy here.

In other news, banger song, go listen to it (smack my bitch up for those wondering)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Literally first thing that came to mind

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know it's a meme but can somebody set me straight? I swear I read somewhere that this narrative started with the research community saying, essentially, "we know a number of ways in which they might have achieved this feat but we aren't sure which one they used," but the entertainment/conspiracy communities heard "there is no explanation for how these people were able to achieve this feat."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It started with "we have no idea how they did it". Then over time it morphed into "we have several hypotheses but don't know if it any of those is realistic". The current state of things is still there regarding the construction technique itself.

In the meantime the village where construction workers lived has been found. Now we know the profile or people who built the pyramids, how they lived and what they ate. Even some details about work organization.

All of this still didn't propagate into the popular culture which is still stuck in the 1980s regarding pyramid knowledge.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

i would really appreciate it if a stats/math nerd would put together a short piece on how "statistically it only makes sense if the Egyptians built a pyramid, this is the most logical and likely outcome"

i feel like you could argue that statistically, shapes that are to be built by humans, will inevitably approach the shape of a pyramid.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm too lazy and incompetent at statistics to do the math, but survivorship bias is very much relevant here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

Turns out, if you build something that isn't a bunch of stones in an organized stack, it won't last thousands of years like the organized stone stacks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

this is true, regardless, i'm still sure it's somewhat relevant. human societies have built a lot of large structures, but the pyramids are some of the largest ever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Take a handful of sand. Turn your first perpendicular to the ground and let it fall slowly. What shape does it form? It's one of the most stable shapes you can make.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A pyramid is just a cone with a square base.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

A cone is just a pyramid whose base has infinite sides

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's more due to engineering. Materials have limited strength. Stone has fairly good compressive strength, but it'll still crack if you put too much weight on it. If you use your stone to make a tower, it won't get very high before it topples over. If you instead build a pyramid, the weight of the stone on top is dispersed across several stones below it and those stones disperse their weight to multiple stones and so on down to the base, letting you build far taller.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The same thing with things like Stonehenge. I liked the theory that said these types of constructions are the result of the prehistoric version of Burning Man, where they built it just because they could as an art installation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's still standing because luckily for us they didn't invent fire yet. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not even /s, there are signs of posts planted upright nearby, a so-called woodhenge.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well considering they rebuilt Stonehenge in the 1950s its possible the site is totally wrong too. Its possible it should look more like the Callanish stones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Okay but if they really built a hydraulic lift elevator that’s so cool

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

They also gain approval from the Royal Society of Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

she might be but hard to tell from this angle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone, or just the people who would call in to coast to coast am?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Morticia Adams lookin fly

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