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[-] [email protected] 180 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This is the original Battle Royale.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

I prefer single player, you can get way more immersed

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I too like to be immersed in shit.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Multipooper

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

TP dispenser should be in the middle and there should be only one of those for max competition.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They could do a jump off like in basketball

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Versus, eye contact is required to assert dominance.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Watch out for friendly fire

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Co-op, you can shake your hand really hard while you poop to make that big poo come down. Cooperation wins

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or... you could arm wrestle whilst pushing your processed food out of your sewer canal, making good use of that extra force.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly, you took the words out of my mouth

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I need to be hand-held while shitting, so the choice is obvious

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Not co op shitting, a normal WC for most US citizen

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I wonder if the low-flow restrictions apply to the right toilet.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't presume to call them mine, but Electric Light Orchestra are an English rock band best known for the absolute banger Mr Blue Sky.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's okay, you can have them. As long as we still get to share the songs

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks, but for some reason I don't feel like owning people would be a good thing 😄

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's really not. Maybe you can just have the brand instead

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So playing co-op in the middle you fall into the toilet. Something something taking one for the team.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

As a youth I went on a backpacking trip. At designated camping spots they had latrines that were open air boxes with a toilet seat on top. They came in three configurations:

  • Solo, one seat
  • Pilot-to-copilot, two seats, side by side
  • Pilot-to-bombardier, two seats, back to back
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Versus so we can play battleshits

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Coop, to ensure a better cleaning

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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