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Private Equity Firm Announces 2030 Goal Of Making Everything A Little Grayer, A Little Less Full Of Joy (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone has their copy of The Giver ready to read today?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They're ahead of schedule

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They gave up and just started reporting the actual news.