The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can't. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
New world record, man has given syphilis to over 100 coutches!
Don't have unprotected sex with the call couches. Who knows what nasty was in them before!
Is he wearing eyeliner?
Always did no? Probably for some obscure reasol like to anger the left or something.
Idk lol I don't really follow his makeup routine closely. Just noticed in this photo.
i was about to post the same thing, what the hell's going on there lol.
Yes!
Huh... I mean alright I guess? Surprising though.
Ewww, weird scumbag.
Don't you mean "sofallis"?
Couch-rot
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
That fucking eyeliner
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don't you put that evil on us
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn't. I don't think he did at the RNC. I'm sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
I don't get it. I think you're supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
JD is nothing to clap about
👏
JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
He just bragged about getting some good hairy pussy...
Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He's even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
And his couch.
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
He did fuck a couch, right?
Possibly multiple couches
He fucked a couch.
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
Damn he really is wearing eyeshadow. Vance should just come out of the closet and introduce us to his boyfriend already.
"Dead girl or live boy"
DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread
_Sofa_lis
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
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