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Move over Harambe (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tits out for Shabani

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Harambe is overcome with jealousy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shabani; their tits out

Harambe; their dicks out

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"We have to stop this behavior!"

Politely puts up a sign

It works

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago

They did say it was in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Never nuke country twice

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's what happens when you go full yankee

Double-nuked then groomed into some weird mix of insane but obedient by daddy Joe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not an expert on Japanese culture but if there's one thing I do know it's that Papa MacArthur isn't the one who made them, academically speaking, a bunch of subby little heirarchy freaks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Notice me, gorilla-senpai!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

~~dicks out for Harambe~~tits out for Shabani

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ngl, I'm at half chub for the dude

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

~~First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey~~.

Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/

2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You think the foot job would have gave it away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Gross, where? Specifically, where?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh they know, they're really smart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

These are the girls who chose the bear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Japan is weird.

I really want to go and get involved, and I don't mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You should definitely go, it's great!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

https://mangadex.org/chapter/8b0efef8-9ffa-4312-bef4-63af314ae413 lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.