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[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Home Alone.

"Hey, sorry Kevin. Come on, hop in the car."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Oh this is a great one.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

As a bonus, I remember watching Walker Texas Ranger with my father in law, amd the amount of times people had their sights on him and didn't shoot him was ridiculous. He'd have died so fast.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago

Air bud. "You guys are insane. Listen. Your team will forfeit every game that dog takes the court."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

The Host

„Dump all the formaldehyde down the drain.“

„No that would pollute the water!“

„Oh ok let’s not do that.“

The End.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Lord of the rings

“You know, I have these amazing birds, and we could use them to fly straight to the end of this trilogy.“

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That's why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago

28 Weeks Later.

After the opening sequence sets it up and the story proper begins, it only progresses due to repeated, profound stupidity.

“Let’s just run around outside of quarantine during a zombie apocalypse!”

“My wife has been out in Zombieworld for ages and has turned up seemingly unaffected and is being kept under strict quarantine protocols - I should make out with her!”

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Good to see you are out of your 5 year coma...

[-] [email protected] 60 points 8 hours ago

Seems pretty realistic to me if Covid is anything to go by...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

It's completely normal behaviour, it just turns out that normal people are fucking morons.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Crap, you're right. My original question is some fantasy that people aren't idiots.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 hours ago

Ugh. You’re annoyingly right.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

Most hallmark movies.

Also Nothing to Lose

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Pffft got a pen?

Series:

Sons of anarchy

Heroes

13 reasons why

Terra nova

The 100

Mr. & Mrs Smith

-> pretty much almost every series I've watched

Movies:

All transformers

Almost all FFurious

Definitely all jack sparrows

Even the orig Mr. & Mrs Smith

-> the more I think, the more the list grows

Movies are all about those few moments that throw characters off the "right way," spinning up bunch of placebos with consequences and how characters emerge through all those stronger.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Jesus, I thought this was the other post, "Whats your favorite movie of all time?" and I was judging the shit out of you for this list.

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