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    My favorite XKCD (imgs.xkcd.com)
    submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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    [–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    Why imgur though, why not link directly to xkcd?

    [–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    I had it saved on my phone and Memmy auto uploads images to Imgur.

    Edit: added xkcd links

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

    Ah, makes sense I guess.

    [–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    It is very funny, but just in case there is anyone out there like me..

    Having only ever seen the word written and in the context of Linux that is capitalised, I always supposed it was pronounced g.n.u. or at worst nu, and thought the wildebeest was a logo of no relation - like Linux and the penguin.

    It was only later in life I found out that gnu was pronounced gah-noo and was in fact another name for wildebeests.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    The animal yes, the GNU's Not Unix no. Same goes for GNOME and all derivative words.

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
    [–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    That's not your favorite XKCD, it's our

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Free software does not equal Communism

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I know, but the free software moviment is similar in some aspects and i loved this xkcd

    [–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

    It really isn't

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    In Soviet Russia Communism equals you.
    Wait..

    [–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

    This image better be made in GIMP

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

    I wonder why jerboa isn't showing this pic.

    [–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Thanks for posting this! I love XKCD but never saw this one.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

    I think it's like 15 years old :)

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't get it. Why do they leave? Help me. I'm stupid.

    [–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    They are not real hitmen, they are just pranking Open source gurus. The idea is that they are so paranoid that they are ready to closed source industry send real hitmen in the night

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    It's actually pretty funny when you understand the joke. These XKCD fellas have potential.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My good man, XKCD is currently on comic #2801. They've been around for well over a decade.

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

    Oh wow. I saw #2801 but just assumed they were counting backwards from #2850. Looks like you're right!

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    The joke of the comic, as it also turns out, is that the two Cueballs dressed up as ninjas were just out to have a fun time teasing Stallman, and they seemed to know that Stallman's paranoia about Microsoft makes him sleep with no fewer than two katana swords near his bed. This type of sword was one of the traditionally made Japanese swords that were used by the samurai of feudal Japan mainly as a sidearm. A ninja or more accurately a Shinobi no mono was basically special forces in feudal Japan. They specialized in espionage, sabatoge, etc. they were a rough combination of MI6, CIA, and Navy SEAL in feudal japan. Although they did not specialize in assassinations, that is something that they could do. Although samurai could also be shinobi/ninjas if they chose to do that job, samurai is a social class while shinobi no mono/ninjas were a job, not a social class. So this makes sense in this comic with Stallman, the samurai, and the ninjas, the lackeys of the oppressing Microsoft (at least in his mind). It also turns out that they specifically choose targets for their raids who have reason to be paranoid of larger companies that might send someone after them, and thus sleep with weapons near their beds. Stallman has received a Katana due to this comic (see the trivia section).

    If explaining a joke "kills" it, this violates every single article of the Geneva Convention, and then goes on to commit acts of war so indescribably inhumane that the authors never even considered them (lest their tongues burst into flame on the spot).

    Jokes aside, I love ExplainXKCD and have had to check it more times than I'd like to admit.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

    Man, if you see what people/corps have to lose from Foss.. I applaud the man

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Oh wow. That's going to be a thing in Lemmy where we encounter users who look and sound like us but aren't us.

    Stoned and drunk people are going to be so confused until they get used to it.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

    Hello name brethren 🤝🏼

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

    Blessed Richard M. Stallman

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

    I would just like to interject...

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