Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.
If you do this, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
I'll gladly offer myself as a snack.
(it's not a vore thing I just meant that I look cute, like a snack, and support you)
(goddammit no one would have thought it was a vore thing if I hadn't said that)
(LOOK IT'S NOT A V----
Thank you for proving this wrong.
But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.
Unpopular opinion, I know, but I fucking love corporate pride.
Do you remember being gay a decade ago? Corporations were just starting to touch us with a ten foot pole. And it felt amazing to be acknowledged as existing, without any negative connotations.
Two decades ago? No one would touch us, unless we were the butt of a joke. That we'd hear a million times everyday.
I see corporate pride as a sign of change: sure, those billionaires are just trying to get more money out of us. They couldn't give a shit about you, or me, personally. But they're now willing to openly market to us.
That means public opinion is changing. Support for the queer community is growing. We've even become a market to be advertised to.
No, those rainbow ads don't mean anything more than the green and red ones in December, or the red hearts in February. But the fact that corporations are openly showing support, without fear of death threats, or "more importantly" losing money, means something to me.
I want that "floor slut requires your attention" message to be my notification for anything that ever happens in my life.
Meeting at 10? Floor slut requires your attention.
Alarm set for 6? Floor slut requires your attention.
Q: Hey did you finish that report yet?
A: Floor slut requires your attention.
Blazing Saddles openly called out racism and made it the butt of almost all of its jokes. I think both it and Airplane could be made today, and would be received well. Why do you think differently?
Cute femboys who are reading this should absolutely NOT dm me pictures of how pretty they look today. I swear, I will get SO angry, and not even reply with a "thanks, btw you look super cute".
Yeah. It's suffering. There have been many studies which show that pets undergo extreme stress when humans decide to set off fireworks.
I'm sorry that you think it's a "little yapping dickhead", but it's still a living being with feelings. I don't think it deserves trauma just because it barks a little too much.