Secure connection cannot thou obtain
for SSL hath failed and err' gain'd.
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2023
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Foul fortune seem'd in this most horrid luck
When certs do fail, oh fie! your install's fuck'd
@[email protected] write a sonnet about ssl certificates
Secure your data, 'cross digital plains, SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains. Guard our whispers shared in vast array, Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.
Private keys sign languages unseen, With cryptic code, true identity glean. In data’s flow, a beacon of trust, Shields against the cyber gust.
Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought, In digital realms, safety is bought. To trust in sites, oh users yearn, Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.
To intercept or change, a daunting quest, With SSL Certificates, our data's at rest.
what a wise man
If Shakespeare did say that back then, it would actually sound very poetic. (at least if you omid SSL)
Was this from when he was writing otHello World
Timeless.
Egads! An error SSL occurred. Secure connect to server be not here.
An ssl 'rr'r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s'rv'r cannot beest madeth
Meme doesn't need the bottom half