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@[email protected] write a sonnet about ssl certificates
Secure your data, 'cross digital plains, SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains. Guard our whispers shared in vast array, Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.
Private keys sign languages unseen, With cryptic code, true identity glean. In data’s flow, a beacon of trust, Shields against the cyber gust.
Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought, In digital realms, safety is bought. To trust in sites, oh users yearn, Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.
To intercept or change, a daunting quest, With SSL Certificates, our data's at rest.